“Get Elvis Presley’s name out of your mouth!”: My Picks & Predictions for the 2023 Academy Awards

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It was the slap heard around the world.

But it’ll take a little more than a bandaid to patch up the rise and fall of The Academy Awards.

Can’t you take a G.I. Jane joke, Will?! It’s been almost a year since the slap heard around the world— and no, I’m not talking about Will Smith’s controversial altercation with comedian Chris Rock. We ALL know that several worthy nominees were robbed of that Best Actor award in 2022 due to nepotism and Hollywood bribery, but I digress— maybe 2023 will prove to be the year of redemption (that is, if certain “Susicious Minds” don’t get in the way of it— I’m looking at you, Austin Butler). 

Before we dive into my opinions, I first want to differentiate a “pick” versus a “prediction”. There are always the candidates that may not necessarily perform up to the standards that the Academy are looking for, but in all of our hearts, are deserving of that little golden man more than anyone in the audience: this is called a “pick”. A “prediction” is who you think will take home the award, despite their acting ability and/or performance in their respective film. I wanted to put this disclaimer out there because as you will notice, many of my predictions for the 2023 Oscars do not reflect my true opinions, but rather, who I anticipate the Academy will choose (and trust me, we cannot get those twisted). Here are my picks and predictions for the shindig that will become of the 2023 Oscars:

Actor in a Leading Role

AUSTIN BUTLER

Elvis

COLIN FARRELL

The Banshees of Inisherin

BRENDAN FRASER

The Whale

PAUL MESCAL

Aftersun

BILL NIGHY

Living

My Pick: BRENDAN FRASER

My Prediction: BRENDAN FRASER

Actor in a Supporting Role

BRENDAN GLEESON

The Banshees of Inisherin

BRIAN TYREE HENRY

Causeway

JUDD HIRSCH

The Fabelmans

BARRY KEOGHAN

The Banshees of Inisherin

KE HUY QUAN

Everything Everywhere All at Once

My Pick: BRENDAN GLEESON

My Prediction: KE HUY QUAN

Actress in a Leading Role

CATE BLANCHETT

Tár

ANA DE ARMAS

Blonde

ANDREA RISEBOROUGH

To Leslie

MICHELLE WILLIAMS

The Fabelmans

MICHELLE YEOH

Everything Everywhere All at Once

My Pick: MICHELLE YEOH

My Prediction: MICHELLE YEOH

Actress in a Supporting Role

ANGELA BASSETT

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

HONG CHAU

The Whale

KERRY CONDON

The Banshees of Inisherin

JAMIE LEE CURTIS

Everything Everywhere All at Once

STEPHANIE HSU

Everything Everywhere All at Once

My Pick: HONG CHAU

My Prediction: STEPHANIE HSU

Animated Feature Film

GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO

Guillermo del Toro, Mark Gustafson, Gary Ungar and Alex Bulkley

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

Dean Fleischer Camp, Elisabeth Holm, Andrew Goldman, Caroline Kaplan and Paul Mezey

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

Joel Crawford and Mark Swift

THE SEA BEAST

Chris Williams and Jed Schlanger

TURNING RED

Domee Shi and Lindsey Collins

My Pick: MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

My Prediction: GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO

Cinematography

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

James Friend

BARDO, FALSE CHRONICLE OF A HANDFUL OF TRUTHS

Darius Khondji

ELVIS

Mandy Walker

EMPIRE OF LIGHT

Roger Deakins

TÁR

Florian Hoffmeister

My Pick: ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

My Prediction: ELVIS

Costume Design

BABYLON

Mary Zophres

BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER

Ruth Carter

ELVIS

Catherine Martin

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

Shirley Kurata

MRS. HARRIS GOES TO PARIS

Jenny Beavan

My Pick: BABYLON

My Prediction: BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER

Directing

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

Martin McDonagh

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

THE FABELMANS

Steven Spielberg

TÁR

Todd Field

TRIANGLE OF SADNESS

Ruben Östlund

My Pick: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

My Prediction: THE FABELMANS

Film Editing

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

Mikkel E.G. Nielsen

ELVIS

Matt Villa and Jonathan Redmond

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

Paul Rogers

TÁR

Monika Willi

TOP GUN: MAVERICK

Eddie Hamilton

My Pick: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

My Prediction: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

Makeup and Hairstyling

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

Heike Merker and Linda Eisenhamerová

THE BATMAN

Naomi Donne, Mike Marino and Mike Fontaine

BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER

Camille Friend and Joel Harlow

ELVIS

Mark Coulier, Jason Baird and Aldo Signoretti

THE WHALE

Adrien Morot, Judy Chin and Annemarie Bradley

My Pick: THE WHALE

My Prediction: ELVIS

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

Screenplay - Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson & Ian Stokell

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY

Written by Rian Johnson

LIVING

Written by Kazuo Ishiguro

TOP GUN: MAVERICK

Screenplay by Ehren Kruger and Eric Warren Singer and Christopher McQuarrie; Story by Peter Craig and Justin Marks

WOMEN TALKING

Screenplay by Sarah Polley


My Pick: ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

My Prediction: GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY

Music (Original Score)

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

Volker Bertelmann

BABYLON

Justin Hurwitz

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

Carter Burwell

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

Son Lux

THE FABELMANS

John Williams

My Pick: THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

My Prediction: ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

Best Picture

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

Malte Grunert, Producer

AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER

James Cameron and Jon Landau, Producers

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

Graham Broadbent, Pete Czernin and Martin McDonagh, Producers

ELVIS

Baz Luhrmann, Catherine Martin, Gail Berman, Patrick McCormick and Schuyler Weiss, Producers

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert and Jonathan Wang, Producers

THE FABELMANS

Kristie Macosko Krieger, Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner, Producers

TÁR

Todd Field, Alexandra Milchan and Scott Lambert, Producers

TOP GUN: MAVERICK

Tom Cruise, Christopher McQuarrie, David Ellison and Jerry Bruckheimer, Producers

TRIANGLE OF SADNESS

Erik Hemmendorff and Philippe Bober, Producers

WOMEN TALKING

Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner and Frances McDormand, Producers


My Pick: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

My Prediction: AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER

For the full list of nominees from past years of The Oscars, you can visit https://www.oscars.org/oscars/ceremonies/2023. This article is not affiliated with the Academy nor the Oscars. 

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